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like why do you have to be two hours away?
01.01.13

during a conversation about how strange i find dancing in clubs to be...

him: that's how i introduce myself. "hi, i'm matt and now i'ma rub my junk on you."

me: how well does that work out for you?

him: you're still talking to me ;)